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HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER: (In 15 easy steps!) 1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult. 2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you! 3. To be normal, you've gotta

"Remind me why I agreed to this," Njord growled, watching as Lady Sif attached the last of Sigyn's baggage to her horse. "You didn't," Frey reminded him cheerfully. "She never asked; she just came home, told you she was returning to Loki, and started packing." "And you called that warrior woman to help her move because…?" "Because, while Sigyn could acquire all the help she needs with little trouble, it would raise a few questions if she had a pack of dire wolves carrying her things back to the palace." His father glared at him. "That's not what I meant." Frey rolled his eyes. "If you can't figure out that answer, you must be getting sen